someone text me
518-290-5651
im too floppy to sit at a computer
too drunk to not talk to someone
Manny is a hell of a drug
and i need a little more i think
because enough is never quite enough
whats enough?
the main reason i dont drink coffee or smoke loads of cigarettes is because i dont want my teeth to get yellow
Do you ever have the urge to go up to everyone you’ve ever known and just yell I’M SORRY until they get that you’re really sorry for undoubtedly doing something to make their lives a little less awesome at some point.
Oh god
A friend of mine just self-inserted himself into a meme.
he took an entire photo of himself posing like the meme
and made a caption
fuck…
